I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!

I just got the news today at work, my girlfriend of 3 and a half months is pregnant! I'm so excited!!! I met her in Thailand in January. She was drinking by herself in a tranny bar and we locked eyes from across the room and the rest in history!!! Ever since then it has been a whirl-wind romance. She is by far the kindest and most loving women I have ever met.


(Here's a picture I took of her last week in Seoul)

I met Danny on Khao San Road in Bangkok. We started out chatting about how great the place was and wound up spending the entire trip together. Looking at her beautiful smile and delicate features makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

She works in a recycling plant in a suburb of Seoul. She is the assistant to the manager of plastics and plastic-like materials. I found her talk of recycled products fascinating and have never seen someone more passionate and knowledgeable about recycled goods before.

I am definitely going to marry this beauty. Unfortunately, due to a few felony methamphetamine arrests and convictions, she cannot enter the United States, so we have been thinking of settling down somewhere else. Perhaps Mexico or a non-extradition country in Europe.

Wish me luck and happiness!!!!



Editors Note:

APRIL FOOLS...

Editors P.S.:

To those who congratulated me on my faux engagement to the beast above, fuck you. I got the picture by googling "ugly chick".