But, I do have a new blog that I invite you to check out. It's at thingskoreanpeoplelike.blogspot.com
It's about stuff that Korean people like... I know it sounds like it sucks, but it doesn't suck.
Also, Thailand part 6 will be out soon.

(NEW YORK, March 2 (API) -- Mosab Yousef, the son of the founder of the Hamas militant group, said he was a spy for Israel because he thinks Hamas "killed people for no reason."
In an exclusive interview with CNN to promote his book, "Son of Hamas," Yousef, now a resident of the United States and a Christian convert, said he spied for Israel after realizing Hamas practiced "exceptional cruelty" against its members.)
This would be just another news article that I don't care about, except for the fact that I know this guy...
Josef, as he called himself, got a job at the cafe where I worked about 3 months after I did... He seemed like a regular foreign guy, like a Borat type figure, but there were some things about him that struck me as odd... Like a camel wearing a top hat... He would go on and on about how the electric juicer was bad because it sent electric currents through the juice, "corrupting it" as he said... He would constantly badger other co-workers to buy marijuana, and then turn around and lecture them about the evils of drug use...
About 2 weeks into Josef's tenure at the cafe, myself and a female co worker were stocking the juice bar. You know, kiwi, carrots, celery, bananas... And here comes Josef... I remember he would always wear this skin tight Nike spandex workout shirt, I think he only had like one shirt or something. Wow, I was watching Fox News yesterday, and guess what, my man was on there, and you'd never guess what he was wearing...
Anyways, it was his day off mind you, and, sure enough, he was at work. He came behind the counter and started telling us how to stock the bar "his way".
"Bro, bro... You have to stock the bananas in the basket like this."... (He would always call everyone Bro)... "Dude, isn't it your day off?" I asked. "Bro, everyday is a work day". "Damn, you're a bosses dream bro." I said, I would always mimic him which he hated... Haha, bastard. Well as he's stocking the bananas he's taking the Chiquita stickers off of each one. "You starting a collection, bro." I ask. "Bro, the glue is very bad for your health, it creates free radicals."... Hmm I thought... So he has about 25 stickers all stuck to his shirt.
He all of a sudden gets this shit-eater grin on his face... He takes one of the stickers and puts it on my shoulder. "Thanks, bro" I say to him. He then walks over to my female co-worker and sticks a sticker right on her shirt where her nipple is. He proceeds to rub it.
"DUDE!" I say, "what the fuck?"
My co-worker was just standing there stunned with a look on her face like she smelled shit mixed with crazy glue... Her mouth wide open, she backs up, rips the sticker off of her shirt and throws it on the ground. He turns to me with a little kids smile. "What the fuck are you doing?" I say... "Josef... Josef, dude we don't do that in this country" I said. He looks at the girl, kind of shakes his head, and walks out of the cafe. "Are you OK?" I ask. "That is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me, Josif is nuts..." She says.
About 2 weeks after the breast-rubbing incident, we got two new workers... These 2 girls were from Ireland, in America working for the summer... They seemed nice, but to Josef, these girls were fodder for his harem... "Bro"... "Bro, Bro", "Have you seen the new girls?"...
Now, Josef tried to portray himself as a super holy, nice guy... So when he talked about something less than holy, his voice would drop very low and he would get this creepy twang, like he was trying to give me a really good deal in a Turkish bazaar and he didn't want any of the other customers to hear... "These new girls, SO good bro. I think I'm going to get them." By "get them", Josef meant constantly harass them and finally grab one of their breasts while they were working together... For this, he got suspended for 5 days, just like in high school...
So just so we're clear - - - Rub a sticker on a tittie -> No punishment; Grab tittie -> 1 week vacation...
Around this time, "The Cult" started to make itself more and more known around the cafe... You see, my boss joined this new break-away Southern Baptist "church", founded by one of the trainers at my gym... Now my boss was an OK guy, not a dick, but not someone who I would want to hang out with... But the leader of this cult makes Jim Jones look like Jim Beam...
He is one of those guys that uses the power of the lord to work out and break barriers in life or some bull shit like that... He's your best friend... If you're in his "church", (let's say cult), but if you're not, then fuck you... I remember one time when he was in the cafe with his two kids, there was something on the TV about gay marriage and he started going off... "EEEWWWwwwwww, gross", "I can't listen to this stuff, those people aren't human..." Right in front of his kids and like 10 customers some of whom I'm sure were gay...
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't religious people, especially priests, supposed to be like tolerant and love their fellow man and stuff? Instead of immaturely slandering people and hating entire groups of people that you don't even know? I mean, that doesn't seem very "holy" to me...
So I come to learn, a few weeks later, that Josef is now a part of this little cult. "Great" I think, that's like mixing battery acid and piss, only more irritating to the eyes... Over the next month we get 3 new workers, all cult members. Now, at this time the cafe begins to take on a very different aura. I began to wonder why everyone of the new workers was so freaking weird, and no one seemed to realize it... It's so weird to me that some people stick together like the pages of a magazine underneath a 15 year old's mattress.
About a week went by without incident other than his incessant misaligned perfectionism and his "staring" problem... This guy could stare a hole in a fucking brick wall... But not like a pimp, lady-slaying stare, like a serial rapist outside-of-a-playground stare... Creepy...
One day, Josef was having an argument, about the evils of marijuana with another co-worker, who was more than likely stoned off of his ass... Stoney man says, "What the hell Josef, you bought a sack from me the other day..." (Which he did...) ... Josef started getting more and more heated and got this look in his eye like "Am I about to kill a mother fucker?"...
All of a sudden Josef picked up a huge meat cleaver, used to lop off coconut tops, and held it up to the other guy's head, inches from it... I stood there stunned, "Is this guy about to kill a mother fucker?" I wondered... I had never seen an argument escalate so quickly and have never seen anyone get threatened with a meat cleaver. They both stood there for about 15 seconds, "What are you going to do Josef, kill me?" Stoney man said... "You're not worth my time" I remember Josef saying... He put the meat cleaver on the ground and went about making a sandwich...
Wow, I thought, this fucking insane Arab just like almost killed someone... And no one seems to care... There were like 3 other people in the cafe, including the owner, and no one really seemed to mind that some crazy ass, unbeknownst to us Hamas double agent, almost lopped off some stoner's head for saying something that indeed happened...
In Josef's defense, he could make a mean hummus... Other than that, this guy is a compete tool.
Here's a link to a fox news story about him: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,475226,00.html