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Top Five English Phrase Shirts Worn By 5th and 6th Students Who Don't Speak English Very Well:
5 - Photo Studio = Naked Pictures
4 - U Bring The Ass
3 - #1 Shit
2 - An Oily Substance
1 - This is just to let you know that later I'll be FUCKING!
Top Five Things Overheard Being Said by Students:
5 - FUCK!!!!
4 - Urine Juice
3 - (Some crazy shit in Korean)
2 - Teacher, What is Shit?
1 - (EDITED)
Top Five Things about Korea:
5 - All-Girl Korean Punk Bands
4 - Drinking wherever the fuck you want!
3 - Dok-Galbi
2 - Korean babes!
1 - Soju! Soju! Soju!
Bottom Five Things about Korea:
5 - All these damn "Chinese" people...
4 - People hawking fat loogies everywhere
3 - The car with the loudspeaker, like in the Blues Brothers, that drives by my apartment at 8am advertising something in Korean
2 - Constant manic fear of swine flu
1 - Foreign English Teachers...
Top Five Compliments Given to Me in Korea:
5 - Sooooooooo Handsome
4 - You is Masculine
3 - Your arms are furry and beautiful!
2 - You look like Bruce Willis!
1 - You have a very majestic nose!
Top Five Korean Beers:
5 - Hite
4 - OB
3 - Max
2 - Cass
1 - Black Beer
Bottom Five Korean Beers:
5 - Black Beer
4 - Cass
3 - Max
2 - OB
1 - Hite
Top Five Stereotypes about Koreans that are True:
5 - Rice is Life!
4 - They Eat Dogs...
3 - Koreans eat Kim-Chi like it's fucking going extinct
2 - Korean people say Lice when they mean Rice
1 - They can't drive for shit
Top Five Types of Foreign English Teachers:
5 - The Adventure Seeker
4 - The Old Person Who Has Been Teaching For Like 90 Years
3 - The Super Richter Alcoholic
2 - The Person Who Doesn't Fit In Back In Their Homeland
1 - (tie) The Super Hard-Core Christian / Closet Homo
Top Five K-Pop Artists:
5 - Baek Ji-Young Lee Su Wang Ho Yu Long
4 - That one Korean chick...
3 - G-Dragon
2 - 2NE1
1 - Rain!
Top Five Ways to Punish Students, Without Hitting Them:
5 - Tell them you're going to kill their parents
4 - Make them do Jumping jacks, a shitload of jumping jacks...
3 - Make them speak in front of the class
2 - Eat food in front of them, make them clean up the mess
1 - Public Ridicule!!!
Top Five Ways to get Koreans to Like You:
5 - Compliments! Compliments! Compliments!
4 - Buy them Soju
3 - Eat a ton of Kim-Chi while crying and saying, "Where has this been all my life?!"
2 - Russian Dancing!!!
1 - Tell them, "Korea #1, USA #2"
Top Five Korean Names:
5 - Fa Qu
4 - Suk Mi
3 - Wat Mi-Wury
2 - Gi Yu-Fat
1 - Won Hung-Lo
Top Five Korean Foods :
5 - Horse Sashimi
4 - Korean Fried Chicken
3 - Poo Pig
2 - Beef Galbi
1 - Dok-Galbi
Bottom Five Korean Foods:
5 - Whatever that shit was that they served today at my school...
4 - Dog Soup
3 - Dried Squid Tentacles
2 - Kim-Chi
1 - Fried Caterpillar Larve
Top Five Ways to Get A Seat on the Subway:
5 - Sneeze, Oink, Sneeze... Repeat
4 - "Forget" your pants
3 - Whip out "The Captain"
2 - Sit on Someone's Lap
1 - Kim Jong Ill Mask!
Top Five Ways to Pick Up Korean Babes:
5 - Tell them you're from America
4 - Bear Ear Ear Muffs!
3 - (tie) Buy them a Chanel Purse / Tell them you love them
2 - (tie) Speak Broken Korean / Laugh at their stupid jokes
1 - Soju! Soju! Soju!
Top Five Things to do in Korea:
5 - (tie) Go Hiking / Get Drunk
4 - Kim-Chi eating contest!!!
3 - Pretend you speak Korean, approach babes
2 - Spend all this monopoly money they give you here
1 - Pretend you have swine flu
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